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Thursday 28 August 2014

Khloe Kardashian and French Montana have broken up – but was he being PAID to date her?

Flashforward to a musty museum, many hundreds of years from now. A professor in a tattered jacket is talking quietly to a small group of jaded visitors. The air is thin and burns inside the lungs. There isn’t much time. “Come closer,” the professor rasps. “Gather round. This is the most precious thing we’ve managed to


 salvage.” She gestures to a rectangular piece of torn paper mounted within a bulletproof glass case, bearing a black trademark and some smudged writing. “It’s the cheque made out to French Montana from E! back in 2014. This piece of paper-” she breaks off, suddenly emotional. “This tiny…insignificant piece of paper is the root cause of the First World Kardashian War, which led directly to the deaths of two-fifths of the world’s population. It’s the reason we’re all here today.” The professor looks directly at the group, her eyes fiery. “It’s why we must end Kris Jenner’s reign of terror for good.”
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Yeah, turns out Khloe Kardashian’s brief romance with rapper French Montana is over, and it might be because he was actually getting paid to be with her by E!.
Yup. Take all your concepts of love, all your inspired poetry and beautiful paintings, take your feelings and your yearns and your wants and your desires and place them carefully on a lit bonfire, because this has crushed us forever and all is ash.
A source told the New York Daily News what we’ve technically all been suspecting for a very long while (BECAUSE HE LITERALLY SAID IT TO BILLBOARD), namely that French was merely using Khloe and Keeping Up With The Kardashians for better exposure of his brand.
“He’s expensive, and some people at E! just don’t think he’s worth the money,” the informant said.
“I’ve heard execs moaning about it, saying, 'We're just paying so much for him.’”
Well that’s left a bitter taste in our mouths. Goodbye French Montana. Don’t let that massive cheque give you any papercuts now.

Source: heatworld

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