Joke: 6 Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall1

6 Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall1. The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on(delaying us for more than 45mins)with huge amount of money he has brought in for deposits and u start blaming urself, God why did I queue behind dis man? He makes people with lesser amount of money like 3k depositors(Me) or withdrawals start 

asking God why do bad things happen to good people. They start begging him bros abeg na 3k I wan pay, let dem attend to me.2. The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank, common pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "can I have ur pen" Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see that Pen.3. The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person 
and u hear them saying, I am at ur back. If care is not taking 8 people can tell u "I dey ur back", then at the end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don't tell am, I was here before u blah blah)4. The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come, first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(God punish devil)5. The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then u see dem removing their belts,car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shooting "pls go back" My bros next time come to bank naked, biko, he go allow u in.6. The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling; bankers na lie? Make una enjoy una day ooooo.