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Saturday, 11 October 2014
Celebrities Whose Dick Pics Are All Over the Internet
We can run, we can hide, but we will never be able to escape celebrity nude photos. Actually, would we even want to? Whether celebrities leak their own photos to show us what they really got goin’ on or claim to be the victims of computer hacking, none of us can deny that once these photos are out there, it’s hard to look away. But why are the headlines always so focused on the ladies?
While Jennifer Lawrence has been the focus of August’s celebrity photo hacking scandal, male celebrities also have experience when it comes to nude leaks. Thanks to cameras, the Internet, and oftentimes, their own stupidity, we have seen a lot more of male stars than they may have bargained for. Of course, while we can never truly say if photos are legit — unless these guys pull a Chris Brown or Kanye West, both of whom are proud of their below-the-belt business — they still make us wonder. We’ve seen what looks like Prince William releasing a golden shower, Jamie Foxx prepping for a “nude scene,” and Jude Law just trying to enjoy the freedom of being in his birthday suit at his own home.
Yung Berg, 2014
Love & Hip Hop Hollywood star Hazel-E posted a selfie Berg took holding his junk with the caption: “It’s funny how I wake up & this n*gga on my Dicc! #FunSize #LHHH @hitmaka #lilbutterfingers.” In no time, he hit her right back with a diss, saying: “She can do what she want with that old a** photoshopped pic from 06 that she posting! My d*ck done been in every hole in her body except her [nose] But in real life u really look like this and I only f*ck when I was high or drunk!! No lies.” Here is the NSFW photo.
Nick Hogan, 2014
Hulk Hogan’s son is the first male “victim” of the recent nude photo hackers, who leaked images including “several young women in various states of undress.” While the 24-year-old claims the photos are fake, hunting them down has been a challenge. If you’re on the mission to do so, good luck.
Calum Hood, 2014
The 5 Seconds of Summer bassist sent fans into a frenzy when he reportedly shared a video of himself and his peen on Snapchat. After rapidly going viral, he confirmed it was indeed his manhood on Twitter:
That’s embodying the spirit of YOLO if we’ve ever seen it. Here is the NSFW photo.
Benzino and Yung Joc, 2014
Karlie Redd wanted to prove she moved on to bigger and better things by turning her L&HH Atlanta beau and ex into battle of the penises. She tweeted a side-by-side photo revealing both men’s under-the-belt mics with the caption: “Can someone tell this man @iambenzino that I’ve upgraded to @jockive bigger is better! #Sitdownpencild**k #Imgoodoverhere I love you @joclive.” And the winner is?… Here is the NSFW photo to decide.
But still, the male dick pic just doesn’t occur as frequently as it should. Even Ben Affleck‘s penis moment in Gone Girl wasn’t enough. Watch as the Big Morning Buzz Live crew discusses this in the video below. Who’s peen would you like to get a glimpse of? (Other than Jon Hamm‘s and Idris Elba‘s, obviously.)
Credit: vh1
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