Nicki Minaj, despite all the ridiculousness -- all the piles upon piles upon piles
of ridiculousness -- is actually an incredibly gorgeous woman. She's so
pretty it's almost painful, and while sometimes she could use a little
more discretion, her beauty always shines through. And, evidently, so
does her nipple.
Poor Nicki, she just wanted to take a hot selfie
in which she tried to make it about her wig when obviously it was about
her boobs. She captioned the photo "oscar's wig," but you know, if she
really wanted to show off the wig she could have gotten more of her head
in the photo and less of her topless cleavage. It's kind of
embarrassing, actually, but how can we be mad when there's a nip slip
involved? A tiny, possibly intentional nip slip.
We're not mad,
Nicki. We're laughing, and we're kind of uncomfortable, but we're not
mad. Now put your nipples up, you wild thing, you.
by Emily Trainham


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